Daily Jokes
A clean, family-friendly joke every day to brighten your calendar with a laugh.
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A clean, family-friendly joke every day to brighten your calendar with a laugh.
| Date | Time | Event |
|---|---|---|
| Sun, Mar 22 | All Day | Why don't calendars ever get hungry? They always have plenty of dates! |
| Mon, Mar 23 | All Day | What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! |
| Tue, Mar 24 | All Day | Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus! |
| Wed, Mar 25 | All Day | What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe! |
| Thu, Mar 26 | All Day | Why was the geometry class always tired? Too many parallel lines that never meet! |
| Fri, Mar 27 | All Day | What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious! |
| Sat, Mar 28 | All Day | Why did the rapper go to the bakery? To get some fresh beats and rolls! |
| Sun, Mar 29 | All Day | What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! |
| Mon, Mar 30 | All Day | Why don't basketball players ever get cold? Because they're always dribbling near the heat! |
| Tue, Mar 31 | All Day | What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! |